Even though it's Memorial Day, you can still haul yourself out of your hot dog, watermelon, and cupcake reverie to appreciate the latest installment of New York's Finest Gay Weddings: Cynthia Nixon married her longtime partner Christine Marinoni, nearly three years after the couple became engaged at a rally to support same-sex marriage in New York. Let's all wish the newlyweds a sexy time on their honeymoon and hope that they send pieces of consolation wedding cake to all of us who weren't invited. They can take their time — I have high cake-waiting stamina.
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