Happy 59th birthday to a very important lady who, at the end of the day, helped us get to the point of "peak vagina": Ms. Eve Ensler, playwright, activist, cancer survivor, feminist, and author of The Vagina Monologues. Happy birthday a hundred times over.

Random Ensler fact: She's adoptive mother of Dylan McDermott. Keep that one handy for trivia night.

And so Memorial Day is upon us and summer officially begins. If you're a red-blooded American, you're hopefully spending the long weekend saluting our nation's fallen with your trusty grill. As for us, we'll be here all weekend and on Monday, too, so do swing on by.

And on that note, let's kick off the holiday with some classic Americana and briefly wonder what became of John Mellencamp's "Cougar."

Have a great weekend!