After hearing Nicki Minaj's ubiquitous hit "Starships" for about the umpteenth time today, I couldn't help but get the phrase "Starships were meant to fly" in my head for the latter part of my afternoon. It made me think: Starships might be meant to fly, but is that all they can do?

Here are ten other things that starships are meant to do.

Starships were meant…

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To cry


To dry

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To sigh


To pry


To comply


To imply


To serve chai


To deny


To Spotify


To enjoy tea with Jasmine Guy


Did I really just post this?


This piece was originally published at B-Side Blog. Republished with permission. Ben Mandelker is also responsible for Ranking The p90x Supporting Cast From Worst to Best. Follow B-Side on Twitter and Facebook.