Comment of the Day: Menstrual Blends, the Next Big Thing in Coffee

We once again have a tie! A maid in Singapore put period blood in her boss's coffee, and for some reason two of you came up with excellent ad campaigns, should blood blends ever become a thing. (Eww.) First, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious came up with this doozy:

The best part of waking up, is menses in your cup!

And then hamhocksforlegs gave this lovely twist on an old classic:

this morning, Jumiah switched his regular coffee with folgers menstrual blood. Let's see if he notices!

Well done to both of you. Fortunately, you don't win anything coffee-related for your cleverness.

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