Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable TattoosS

While most families show their love with hugs, presents and/or passive-aggressive barbs following a boozy lunch, Lea Michele and her kin say it with body art. "I come from a very big Italian family, and tattoos are very popular. We'll be like, 'Let's all get tattoos,'" she told David Letterman. "Then we get super sentimental, and then the next day I wake up with, like, another butterfly on my foot. And I'm like, it seemed more important in the moment." She says that the last time they had a possibly regrettable love-in was over Easter. "Some people go hunting for eggs. We go get tattoos," she said, adding she fears a family feud is on its way because she's running out of room. "All my secret hidden spots are done. My real estate is over." [People]


Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

Word on the tabloid street, which is usually strewn with smashed crack vials and used condoms, is that Kim Kardashian has a growing pill addiction after Khloé found a bottle of Valium by her bedside. "Khloé's really freaked out by it: she found a bottle of pills and knew straight away what Kim was doing," said a source type, who added that she gave Kim an ultimatum: give it up or she's telling mom. "It started with just a little bit to take the edge off or help her sleep, but she could become dependent upon pills, which worries her. I think she's secretly pleased Khloé found out because she'd have struggled to stop on her own." [Radar]


Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

It's officially time to let ourselves go and move aside to make room because we're officially old now that Miley Cyrus is waxing lyrical about sex. "The girls that really base how much they're worth on the sexual favors they can do for somebody, that makes me really sad. Because sex is actually really beautiful. It's the only way we create, and it's the only way the world keeps going," she said. "It's ignorant not to talk to your kids about it or [not] make it seem as magical or cool as it actually is." [LA Times]


Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

Chris Brown has urged his rabid fans to stop sending threats to model Chrissy Teigen — including calls for her rape and murder — after she badmouthed him on Twitter. "Team Breezy! Lets stop sending death threats!" he Tweeted. "I know y'all bout that life but it's the wrong message! Ur turning haters into victims!" She deserves extra finger snaps for her original message, posted ahead of his performance at the Billboard Awards: "So excited to see Chris Brown! I love loud and surprising background fits of rage I can hear from the audience!" Solid. [Contact Music, E!]


Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

He was looking fine on the big day but Prince William says he was so nervous about getting married to Kate Middleton that he only got 30 minutes sleep the night before their wedding. "The hardest thing was trying to walk down the stairs with my spurs on, sideways," he said. "I had visions of myself and my brother colliding and crashing down the stairs." [Page Six]


Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

Christopher Guest regular Michael McKean was in a critical condition after he was hit by a car in Manhattan yesterday afternoon, but he's since been upgraded to stable. "He'll be OK, hopefully he'll be fine. It's pretty devastating," said his publicist Harriet Sternberg, adding he was bummed about missing work on The Best Man. "It's the first time he will have ever missed a curtain in his entire life. His understudy has never gone on in 40-plus years." Maybe it was his understudy behind the wheel… Twist! [E!]


Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are "trying to work it out," and playing Tonto in The Lone Ranger has helped: Johnny is "very calm and focused" right now. Mystical Disney Magick. [E!]


Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

Start knitting some gender-specific blue booties: Snooki is expecting a tiny guido. More in Midweek Madness. [In Touch Weekly]


  • Dating Jennifer Lopez has proved to be quite the career move for Casper Smart, who recently scored his own reality show. He'd better suck it up now because the pendulum swings both ways and when they break up the only place we'll be seeing him is in "celebrity" poker tournaments. [Page Six]
  • It seems like just yesterday that Anne Hathaway was publicly standing behind, then creating as much distance as possible between, her fraudy boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. But he was just relesed from prison after four years. Where does the time go? [Page Six]
  • She's either knocking boots with her ex or they are simply friends, whatever the case Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb are hanging out. [Page Six]
  • Sobriety isn't so great for the business account, says Dennis Rodman. [Page Six]
  • Relationship dramedy scribe Nancy Myers has been hired to write for Sony's untitled Royal Wedding project. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Will Smith doesn't regret slapping that reporter who tried to kiss him on the red carpet, calls the situation "awkward," acts like he'd do it again. Let this be a lesson to you kids: Violence is always the answer! [NYDN]
  • A report has surfaced claiming that John Travolta's legal team offered one of the five thousand massage therapists accusing him of sexual wrongdoings $125,000 in hush money. Predictably, his legal team are looking the other way and whistling. [NYDN]
  • Zac Efron showed off his porn 'stache and sessy man bag at LAX. [E!]
  • Tracy Anderson, obsessive trainer to the stars, has given birth to a baby girl. [Us]
  • When it comes to raising girls Bruce Willis thinks it's important to teach them how to "shun drama" in their lives. [Us]
  • Real estate porn: the Josh Hutcherson/Heath Ledger edition. [TMZ]
  • Mary Murphy wants you to know she is not a nympho. [TMZ]