Attention! Be on your best behavior: Tom Hardy could be reading this right now. He's growing a beard so he can be in Mad Max, and when Kyle Buchanan at Vulture asked how long it took to get such bushy facial hair, Hardy answered: "Five months. And I've already trimmed it a lot, because people are saying it's grizzly." Which prompted Buchanan to ask, "Which people?" To which Hardy replied: "Oh, I'm a terrible reader of the Internet and stuff like that."
And you read what people say about you?
Yeah, 'cause in my head, I'm still not famous. It's like, "Hey, I'm on this site!" Or [to my fiancée], "Look at what we were wearing last night! And everyone says you look great." And then someone will say, "Tom Hardy is a cunt because … " What? WHAT?
And then do you reply anonymously?
Yes, sometimes! Wouldn't you? Sometimes no one's defending my corner! And then what you find - I've done it before - is that it's a forest fire that you can't put out. It's like [when commenters say], "Is he gay? Isn't he gay?" Does it matter? Does it actually?
Guys, he's reading! He is reading.
QUICK SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT TOM HARDY!
Or you know, just pic spam. I'll start.