Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

The Fifi Awards—held last night in NYC—are the "Oscars" of the fragrance industry. So we guess that makes Chaka Khan the Sally Kirkland of its red carpet.

Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

Nicole Richie looked just about perfect in an empire waist baby doll dress with a train.

Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

Martha Stewart's shift was a little too boxy.

Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

Black and white and right all over: Jessica Stam, Aerin Lauder, and Jane Lynch.

Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

Ladies in red: Jill Belasco, Mariska Hargitay, and Diana Lopez.

Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

Michelle Monaghan's boobs are in serious danger of falling through the cutouts on the side.

Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

With the the life-size flowers theme—covering her neck, torso, and feet—and the lace-up corset, poor Carol Alt looks like an overdressed amateur feminist burlesque dancer.

Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

OK. So it appears as though Chaka Khan is wearing a one-piece bathing suit beneath a sheer, fancy poolside coverup. Fine, whatever. The main issue here is that arms and back are made of a fabric similar to that of tights worn by Hooters waitresses, and are maybe supposed to be convincing us that the dress is sleeveless?