Try Not to Picture Al Gore Having Sex as You Read This Thing About His New GirlfriendS

Former Vice President and possible sex poodle Al Gore has been separated from his wife Tipper since 2010, but the two haven't taken steps to divorce. That might change now that Al's got himself a giiiiiiirlfriend.

According to the Washington Post, Al's new ladyfriend is Elizabeth Keadle, an independently wealthy Californian in her fifties who, like Gore, is devoted to environmental preservation and the Democratic party.

Unsubstantiated reports have surfaced that the two were seen sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

[Washington Post]