Comment of the Day: What If Obama Is Really a Time-Traveling Black Einstein?

If the crazy anti-Obama Super PAC hadn't come up with the brilliant idea of calling the President a "black, metrosexual Abe Lincoln," what other options would they have had to tarnish his good name? Mrs. Beeton has some excellent ideas:

Abandoned Descriptions of Obama from the PAC:

Swashbuckling black Steve McQueen
Time-traveling black Einstein
Guitar-shredding black Tyrion Lannister
Puppy-rescuing black Leonard Cohen
Presidential black Batman

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