Siri Acts Catty and Snotty When Asked About Close Friend Zooey DeschanelS

I'm beginning to think there's something fishy going on between Siri and Zooey Deschanel. I asked Siri some very straightforward questions about her homeslice Z, and Siri basically refused to discuss the situation with me. Behold:

Siri Acts Catty and Snotty When Asked About Close Friend Zooey DeschanelS

Siri Acts Catty and Snotty When Asked About Close Friend Zooey DeschanelS

Although, to be fair, Siri doesn't want to talk about her buddy Sam, either.