Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?S

Transparency, nude suits, and very prominent camel toe were big trends at yesterday's world premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman in London's Leicester Square.

Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?S

Kristen Stewart's black lace is a cross between a Rorschach inkblot and really bad pit stains. And are those white panties underneath?

Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?S

My initial reaction to Charlize Theron's gown was a positive one, but upon further examination, I'm not sure if nude illusions should make women look nipple-less.

Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?S

The blue sequins arranged like fish scales strategically over her privates on a layer of fishnet should be disgusting, but the severity of Liberty Ross' hair and makeup lend it an attractive edginess.

Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?S

Whenever you see a British celebrity you don't recognize, you can almost guarantee that they are either a "TV presenter," a "Page Three Stunna," or a cast member of some cheesy reality show. Judging on her hair and "electric dream" belt (WTF?) alone I know that Gabriella Ellis is the latter.

Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?S

Pretty gowns: Amber Atherton, Lily Cole and Laura Haddock.

Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?S

Socialite Hofit Golan showed a different side of herself. Lizzie Cundy showed her labia majora. And Jasmine Guinness—heir to the Guinness fortune—was maybe getting high on her own supply while getting dressed.