I try ignore the whole "real life superhero" trend, because it seems pretty clear that they aren't really concerned with fighting crime so much as fighting not-getting-enough-attention. At the newspaper I used to work for in Seattle we would get spammed constantly with "tips" about these people—when pretty much the only newsworthy thing any of them ever did was to pepper-spray some strangers for public frolicking.

ANYHOO, that said, I would be bad at my job if I didn't let you guys know about Asthma Warrior. I'm not here to make fun of Asthma Warrior because I think Asthma Warrior has her heart in the right place. I'm just saying...Asthma Warrior. She's a warrior. Who has asthma. Asthma Warrior.