Girl Scout Cookie Candy Bars Are Really Happening, People

It's not often that all of your dreams come true in a single moment, but that is exactly what is about to happen because—are you ready for this?—Girl Scout Cookie Candy Bars are now an actual thing that you can eat with your mouth. We previously drooled when this photo of a thin mint candy bar leaked, yet we could not quite bring ourselves to believe that it was real. But now comes the good news that not only is it real, there are two additional flavors available to murder you with joy. Here, according to a press release, is what is about to be launched onto your taste buds and directly into your heart:

Thin Mints™ – Dark chocolate cookie wafers and mint chocolate crème, topped with airy crispies and a rich, dark chocolatey coating

Caramel & Coconut – Cookie wafers layered with coconut caramel crème and chewy caramel, topped with toasted coconut and drizzled with caramel stripes

Peanut Butter Crème – Cookie wafers layered with smooth peanut butter crème, topped with airy crispies and a creamy, chocolatey coating

Lord help us. Start saving your pennies because in June Nestlé Crunch Girl Scout Candy Bars will be available in stores near you. They'll be sold both as single bars and in fun-size boxes. Holy crap. If you absolutely cannot wait, you can try to land some of these tempting morsels during a pre-sale being done on their Facebook page today starting at 3 p.m. Eastern, but be careful, since there will probably be some sort of internet stampede.