Anna Wintour Gives Kim Kardashian the Ultimate DissS

Kim Kardashian may be dating megastar Kanye West, but that doesn't mean she was welcome among the A-listers at last night's Met Gala. In fact, she was expressly forbidden to attend by Queen Anna Wintour herself. A source reports, "The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can't even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!" Ouch. So how will Kim spin this stone cold diss in her favor? The mysterious source says,

Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn't invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie. She would of done anything to be there with all the A-listers.

Looks like being one half of Kimye isn't enough to make all of Kimmy's dreams come true. What's worse is that even if she marries Kanye and has like 10,000 of his babies, she's never going to land a Vogue cover, according to this source: "Anna Wintour would allow Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue over her dead body." Well, at least we know there is one safe space where we can go to get away from Kim should the need ever arise. [Radar]


Anna Wintour Gives Kim Kardashian the Ultimate Diss

After being accused of trying to grope one male masseuse, John Travolta's camp came out swinging, saying that the charges were big fat lies. Well, now it turns out a second masseuse has come forward with a similar complaint. Ruh roh. Travolta's lawyer says of this new accuser, "This second 'anonymous' claim is just as absurd and ridiculous as the first one." It looks like we'll all see each other in court because Travolta apparently plans a countersuit against Massage Man #1, and he might as well add Man #2 to his list while he's at it. [TMZ, THR]


Anna Wintour Gives Kim Kardashian the Ultimate Diss

The rumor mill is churning about Pippa Middleton possibly moving to New York. The tabloid Grazia reports that the royal sister has already quit her part-time event-planning job in London and will come to New York to work on her new party planning book. Will she have what it takes to survive life in the Big Apple? Probably, yes, since being famous is the number one ingredient for being able to afford a halfway decent apartment in Manhattan. [The Cut]


Anna Wintour Gives Kim Kardashian the Ultimate Diss

Elizabeth Banks seems like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with under regular circumstances, but apparently she was extra entertaining while on the set of What to Expect When You're Expecting. Her on-screen husband, Ben Falcone, reports, "Elizabeth had these giant, ya know, boobs put in and she did play with her own boobs all the time." Hey, there are certainly worse ways to pass the time. [E!]


Anna Wintour Gives Kim Kardashian the Ultimate Diss

Dustin Hoffman is our newest Ryan Gosling or Mila Kunis or whatever everyday celebrity hero you want to name. Hoffman was in a park in London when a jogger had a heart attack. Hoffman rushed over, called an ambulance, and is credited with saving the man's life. The jogger, Sam Dempster, says, "I have no memory of what happened. The paramedics told me I had been saved by Dustin Hoffman. It's unbelievable." It's good he's alive and well, but it is a shame he had to miss his own celebrity rescue. [Reuters]


  • Kate Middleton and Prince William hit the town last night, and she looked perfectly gorgeous, as per usual. She wore a lovely and super sexy white gown—though don't worry, they didn't do any renewing of the vows during their date. [Popsugar]
  • Naomi Watts has two sons with her handsome hubby Liev Schreiber, but she says she'd only have another baby if she knew it'd be a girl. Even though there are technically ways to accomplish that, Watts doesn't seem like she's headed in that direction. [Showbiz Spy]
  • There is an incredibly bizarre dust-up over the fact that the Washington Post referred to Benedict Cumberbatch as Bandersnatch Cummerbund in an article. Apparently it was an actual joke and was not a ridiculous autocorrect problem. I will say that, while hilarious, Bandersnatch Cummerbund is not nearly as satisfying to say repeatedly as Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch. [HuffPo]
  • Talk about bad timing, someone just sued the Beastie Boys over some samples that they used on their albums License to Ill and Paul's Boutique. True, the suit was filed the day before MCA died, but still the he was obviously sick. Could this not have waited a few months? After all, those albums came out in the ‘80s, so this hardly seems like an urgent matter. [Vulture]
  • Look out, world. Kelly Osbourne says she has "baby fever" now that she's met and fallen in love with her brother Jack's daughter, Pearl. [E!]
  • Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are still going strong. They're in Canada visiting his family, and they had dinner on top of a mountain! [People]
  • If you desperately miss the West Wing and being inside the White House each week, then you'll be happy to know that NBC has picked up a comedy pilot called 1600 Penn from Book of Mormon star Josh Gad, former Obama speechwriter Jon Lovett, and Modern Family director Jason Winer. The very presidential Bill Pullman will, fittingly, play the President. [CNN]
  • In other exciting casting news, Andre 3000 has been tapped to play Jimi Hendrix in a new biopic. [The Grio]
  • Real estate porn, literally: the Deep Throat house is for sale. [Radar]
  • We have our first glimpse of what Lindsay Lohan looks like in her Glee cameo. Hint: like herself, since that's the "character" she's playing. [The Insider]
  • Whoa. It seems like just yesterday that Britney's baby sis Jamie Lynn Spears had a newborn baby. Now that baby, whose name is Maddie, is a full-blown little girl, and she apparently loves to sing and dance. So perhaps she will carry on the Spears show business legacy. [Radar]
  • It's official: famed painter Thomas Kinkade died of an accidental drug and alcohol overdose. [CDaN]