Yo, men! Do you like leering at women, but sometimes find yourself accidentally thinking of them as people? Smooth shit, Sherlax. Lucky for you dum-dums, here's a book.
The Field Guide to Chicks of the United States is a holy convergence of my two favorite literary genres: Self-Published Sexist Garbage Books Written by Stock Photos of Lawyers, and the Creepy Stalker Confessions of Low-Level Fitness Infomercial Extras. Written by this literal guy (SRSLY!), who you might recognize from his previous job, frothing in the background of the P90X commercials (#12), Field Guide to Chicks of the United States purports to be "an entertaining and insightful guide to spotting, identifying, and appreciating subcultures (or 'species') of women across the United States, also known as 'chickspotting.'"