In an interview with Parade, Michelle Pfeiffer (who is lovely) attempts to convince the world that her new movie Dark Shadows is not the latter-day Burton/Depp self-indulgent cinematic queef you think it is. Or wait, it is. But this is a good part:

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[My leading men] get younger and younger. I went from Ashton to Rupert to Zac Efron in New Year's Eve. If I keep on like this, I'm going to get into X-rated material! Well, that's what happens with men and their leading ladies, right? I was acting in The Russia House [at 32] opposite Sean Connery when he was turning 60.

'Michelle Pfeiffer: What She Knows Now' [Parade]