Michelle Pfeiffer Figures She May As Well Start Doing Porn

In an interview with Parade, Michelle Pfeiffer (who is lovely) attempts to convince the world that her new movie Dark Shadows is not the latter-day Burton/Depp self-indulgent cinematic queef you think it is. Or wait, it is. But this is a good part:

[My leading men] get younger and younger. I went from Ashton to Rupert to Zac Efron in New Year's Eve. If I keep on like this, I'm going to get into X-rated material! Well, that's what happens with men and their leading ladies, right? I was acting in The Russia House [at 32] opposite Sean Connery when he was turning 60.

'Michelle Pfeiffer: What She Knows Now' [Parade]