A guy named Shaun was working from home in Portland, and then he heard weird screeching noises, and the rest went down in pointless, useless viral history. The video is only 23 seconds long but you will laugh for twice that amount of time. Note the frozen, annoyed, eerily human-ish looks they give him when he cockblocks them.

At least they didn't tear apart his closet.

[via Viral Viral Videos]