Tagg Romney, the eldest of remarkably well-preserved GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney, announced to the world the birth of adorable twin sons today. Mitt Romney's grandchild count is up to 18. In 50 years, America is projected to be 30% Romney.
Tagg and his wife Jennifer's twins were born via surrogate and are named David Mitt and William Ryder Romney. What's truly amazing is that with 18 grandkids in a straight laced traditional family, the names "David" and "William" weren't already taken.
But I digress. Congratulations, Romneys, on your brand new tiny, crying, pooping future governors.