Last night, New York's upper crust donned ballgowns and tuxes for what is many a socialite's favorite cause: Operation Smile, the nonprofit organization that provides cleft lip and palate repair surgeries to kids around the world. It was a Trump-heavy event, which included the whole family and a bunch of beauty queens from The Donald's Miss Universe Organization.

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I love Miss USA Alyssa Campanella's gown. BTW, aren't you glad that severely sharp shoulders happened in the future just the way The Jetsons predicted?

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If life ever seems unfair that people like Melania Trump and Katie Lee are so rich and so pretty, just think about how lucky you are that you've never had a bloated old man sticking his fingers in your vagina while you pretended you liked it. On the end is Heidy De La Rosa.

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Lonneke Engel's gold metal dress seems to fit really awkwardly, and the butt cut on the back is disturbing.

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Ladies in blue: Vanessa Trump, Melanie Lazenby, and Ivanka Trump.

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Of the women who chose monochromatic bright colors—Miss Universe Leila Lopes, Miss Teen USA Danielle Doty, and Kaki West—Lopes' yellow 1940s Joan Crawford throwback was my favorite.

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Lydia Hearst's flapper-era inspired gown is gorgeous and elegant. The same can't be said for her sister Gillian's loud bold flower print. I thought it was interesting that model Jacquelyn Jablonski worked the red carpet with a brooding look on her face at an event called Operation Smile. Operation Cranky is more like it.