Guys. Is Tan Mom drunk? Is she slurring a little? And what is she talking about?
"Everything is dangerous."
"I tan, a rela — you know — one, once in a, three, four times a week. It's my relaxation."
"Any mother that says something or doesn't even know me… They don't have children."
"It's a blush."
"I don't sit in tanning booths. I have a life."
FYI: Tan Mom has a bench warrant from an incident in 1999, when she was arrested and charged with credit card theft, forgery and theft for allegedly writing bad checks.