Cry-Baby Cameron Diaz Loses Her Shit After a Bad HaircutS

You get the feeling that she'd look good with hair that resembled the backend of an ill-kempt sheep, but Cameron Diaz still couldn't help but shed a tear or two hundred when her hairdresser lopped off more than the actress had bargained for. "There was a little misunderstanding. I said, 'Oh, I just want a little bit off' … and it went from here to here. I just burst into tears and started crying, and I felt so vulnerable," she said, adding that her tears opened the floodgates. "I felt really bad, she felt really bad, she started crying, I started crying, a couple of other people started crying." Though outing herself as emotionally unbalanced, Diaz says that while she "yelled" and "screamed" she didn't fly into a rage and stab everyone to death right there. "I ended up writing her a few emails after, the next couple days, assuring her I wasn't going to kill her," she chuckled. Well, that's something. [iVillage]


Cry-Baby Cameron Diaz Loses Her Shit After a Bad Haircut

It doesn't make her sound terribly modern, despite her protests otherwise, but Khloe Kardashian says one must put their husband first in life. To be fair, she's referring to taking some time away from the reality show so their marriage doesn't implode, but it doesn't sound so great as a sound bite. "I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first," she says. "I like to think divorce is not an option." [People]


Cry-Baby Cameron Diaz Loses Her Shit After a Bad Haircut

The esteemed art critics over at the Daily Fail are all flustered after Courtney Love's art exhibition opening last night. Decrying the show as a triumph of shock tactics over talent, they deduce that "even dedicated fans of the Hole singer will think she has gone too far" after she "defiled the purity of a wedding dress by defacing it with obscene language". Pearls have since been crushed into a fine powder. Looking resplendent for her formal debut, some of Love's drawings may look like fan art but some of it ain't half bad. [Daily Mail]


Cry-Baby Cameron Diaz Loses Her Shit After a Bad Haircut

That Kate Middleton truly is a princess of the people, or duchess of the drones as it were. Rather than scream at one of her maidens to fetch her the week's consumables she acted like a non-special and picked up some groceries herself and even deigned to do a little outlet shopping. "She went shopping at Waitrose supermarket and was carrying one bag full of groceries. Kate had her hair up in a ponytail and had no makeup on," says an eagle-eyed witness. "She had several bags with her, including one from Missoni." [Us]


Cry-Baby Cameron Diaz Loses Her Shit After a Bad Haircut

God bless Rihanna's Instagram account and the ability it gives us to know exactly what shenanigans she's up to at all times. Like when she was partying on down with some strippers in New York after a recording session in Chelsea on Tuesday night. "Best stress reliever= $tripper$," she wrote, adding, "My daddy would be proud." But it turns out it she was engaging in a little drunken social media because she followed that up yesterday with: "Woke up repenting!! Feelin like a sinner..." [Page Six]


  • In a shocking turn of events, Jennifer Lopez has promoted her boyfriend Casper Smart — he's now her head choreographer. [Page Six]
  • Molly Ringwald knows who was involved in a coked-up threesome with Bret Easton Ellis. [Page Six]
  • It isn't enough that those crazy kids are working and fucking together, no, Lea Michele and Cory Monteith are now moving in together. [Page Six]
  • Kate Upton spent $25K of her own cash to attend the Costume Institute gala. [Page Six]
  • He's got what seems like pretty lovely kids, and apparently they know how to shop because David Beckham's three boys got him an awesome framed Magic Johnson Laker jersey for his birthday. [E!]
  • For her part, frugal Victoria Beckham decided to treat David to a very public make-out session. [Mirror]
  • Jeremy Renner delivered some fighting words when asked what it was like to work with Scarlett Johansson on The Avengers: "Working with her was tremendous...ly awful." Oh, those actor types, such jokers. [E!]
  • Want to know how Beyoncé lost the baby weight so you can feel like a total failure after giving birth? Find out here! [Us]
  • Linda Hogan, 52, says her boyfriend Charlie Hill, 23, is "an old soul." Ugh, can't she just say that she loves fucking on younger guys? Which is totally fine and legitimate, too. [Us]
  • Surprise besties Angelina Jolie and Russell Crowe hung out with her kids on the set of Les Miserables. [Us]
  • Real estate porn: the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Take London edition. [The Sun]
  • It seems like a great way to attract stalkers, yet Selena Gomez invited Twitter fans to come and meet her for a hug or two at a local K-Mart. [Daily Fill]
  • Living the life of a true gay-lister, Lance Bass flew his boyfriend and 10 friends to the Caribbean for his birthday, with the boys blowing a shitload of cash on jet skiing and booze. [TMZ]
  • It turns out that Ryan O'Neal is not the father of some child whose mother said he was. [Radar]
  • Congrats to JR Martinez, who welcomed a brand-spanking new daughter into his life yesterday. Her name is Lauryn Anabelle Martinez, but JR says her nickname is Belle. Maybe someday she'll be given a vast library by a beast in a cape? [People]
  • If you needed anymore proof that Amy Poehler is the best then watch as she and Jimmy Fallon ad lib plot lines for some fake movie posters. Highlight: her fisty breasts that she uses to take out men. [Vulture]