Fox News anchor Shep Smith has remained the lone, bewildered voice of semi-reason on the channel since George W. Bush declared that the mission had been accomplished. And today, he shared his true feelings on the nature of the political beast: it's bullshit.

After reading a statement from the Romney campaign about what dear friends Mittens and Annenberg are with Newtilda and his twenty-seventh wife Calismopolitan, Smith paused for a moment before declaring to his audience that politics is both weird and creepy, and completely divorced from reality.

I feel dirty having a mild brain crush on someone who is almost certainly a Replicant.