Zoe Saldana Likes Being on Top, Jane Fonda on Her Knees and Gwyneth Paltrow Any Ol’ Way

Celebrity talk shows are usually nothing more than a PR exercise/circle jerk – and not the fun kind. But it seems that The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet — executive produced by Demi Moore — is sexing things up in a very real way, with Amanda asking guests like Gwyneth Paltrow, Zoe Saldana, Sarah Silverman and Jane Fonda to dish on their favorite sexual position. "What? I have children and my mother is going to see this show," said Paltrow, before caving. "I'm down with all of them." Saldana, however, had zero issue with providing a little more detail. "I like missionary. I like being on my knees, too, you know," she said. "I love being on top. Oh, I have more, honey." Ditto for Silverman, who "like[s] a variety." But Fonda put them all to shame by saying that even though she's not as limber as she once was she still gives it a crack. "While I am quite flexible and I can kneel, it's not quite as comfortable for me as it used to be before I had a fake knee," she said. I'm definitely tuning in. [Page Six]


The Kardashians came into contact with their SNL counterparts on Monday night and though you'd expect weaves and Herve Leger bandage dresses to be flying, apparently everyone was rather civil. "Kim, Kourt, my mom and I finally came face to face with our SNL impersonators," said Khloe. "It was too funny! We were introduced to them onstage in front of the entire event… It was so fun to finally meet these talented comediennes!" [NYDN]


Zoe Saldana Likes Being on Top, Jane Fonda on Her Knees and Gwyneth Paltrow Any Ol’ Way

Though many babies are born naturally evil and hell-bent on destruction, Jessica Simpson's grandma was overheard saying how much of a legend her granddaughter, Maxwell Drew, is at a Starbucks near the hospital. "Maxwell is so precious and peaceful," said Tina Simpson. And aunty Ashlee also agrees she's not terrible. "Bronx and I are in love with Maxwell already!" she said. "Jessica has wanted to be a mom since we were little girls and I couldn't be more excited for her and Eric!" [Us, People]


Zoe Saldana Likes Being on Top, Jane Fonda on Her Knees and Gwyneth Paltrow Any Ol’ Way

More on the birth: fellow celebrities have been Tweeting their congrats to Jessica Simpson, with everything from well-wishes to offensive observations. "Congrats to Jessica Simpson!" wrote Alyson Hannigan. "Does this mean I now have the biggest baby bump in Hollywood?" And while Snooki backtracked after saying she'd die if she got as big as Simpson with "I love the girl and her hot ass bump," Jason Biggs was a bit of a tool: "Are the rumors true? Did Jessica Simpson just give birth to a couch? Jessica Simpson named her baby Maxwell Drew Johnson. But apparently they are already calling her by a nickname, Weather Balloon Johnson." [Us]


Zoe Saldana Likes Being on Top, Jane Fonda on Her Knees and Gwyneth Paltrow Any Ol’ Way

If the movie is half as exciting as the casting and shooting woes to befall production – with Demi Moore being replaced by Sarah Jessica Parker due to a whip-it related frenzy, among other hijinks – then Lovelace will be worth coughing up cash for, or at least the time it takes to stream it. And we'll soon find out because the poster was released today, with Amanda Seyfried taking centre stage. [Daily Mail]
Also in the ‘Can't wait!' basket is Hitchcock, which is well underway, as evidenced by these shots of Scarlett Johansson as Psycho star Janet Leigh. [Daily Mail]


Zoe Saldana Likes Being on Top, Jane Fonda on Her Knees and Gwyneth Paltrow Any Ol’ Way

Khloe Kardashian discusses halting her reality show so that she can focus on her marriage to Lamar Odom: "We just wanted a little pause. Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support." And: "I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first," she says. "I like to think divorce is not an option." [People]


  • If you're going to crash a gig it's probably best not to slink your way into seats otherwise reserved for two of the biggest celebrities in the world. As two crashers foud out when they tried to nab the seats of Beyonce and Jay-Z at the Theophilus London and Santigold show on Monday night. [Page Six]
  • Lindsay Lohan Headline Of The Day: "Linsday Lohan Spent The Entire Time at The Correspondents' Dinner Running In And Out Of The Bathroom." Maybe she's on a cleanse? [Superficial]
  • Will Demi Lovato join Britney Spears and L.A. Reid as a judge on X Factor? All signs point to yes. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Kat Von D is being harrassed and annoyed and the cops have gotten involved. [TMZ]
  • JD Samson and "club doyenne" Amy Sacco got into a she-said/she-said name-calling dispute when the DJ was playing at one of Sacco's clubs. [Page Six]
  • Getting the girls out to shoot for Spanish Elle, Bar Refaeli loved the topless pictures so much she decided to Tweet one. [NYDN]
  • And people be Tweeting their bodies like crazy today, with Pauly D having a ‘pictures or it didn't happen' moment and posting shots of his muscled torso after some people called him pudgy. [NYDN]
  • Word has it that Rihanna is in talks to star in Fast And The Furious 6: We Just Want Your Money. [E!]
  • Angels wept and then pointed the finger of blame at each other when Camille Grammer left The Real Housewives, but they can look forward to resuming their drunken viewing parties soon now that she's signed on for some cameos. [E!]
  • After watching Erin Brockovich we know that Julia Roberts is a ballsy broad not to be messed with. That's probably the reason George Clooney joined up with her to sue two audio-visual companies. [E!]
  • Meeting for a business lunch, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Julianne Moore show that they'd make a hot couple. Despite, you know, her marriage and all. [E!]
  • After claiming that the drugs he was arrested with a few years back were his son's and coming on to his daughter at his ex-partner's funeral, Ryan O'Neal concedes that he may not have been the best dad. [Us]
  • It certainly pays to stay in the good books with your ex, especially if he becomes a massive star. With Sara Hicks looking to be rekindling her relationship with Taylor Lautner. [Us]
  • Samantha Ronson does a great karaoke version of her own music during her first live TV appearance on Live! With Kelly. [Radar]
  • Taylor Armstrong had a few too many at Kyle Richards' daughter Portia's fourth birthday, which mainly pissed off Richards because people were more interested in Taylor than her doing the splits or helicopter thing she does with her hair when dancing. [Radar]
  • Look out brains, because Kevin Jonas and wife Danielle's reality show is almost upon us. [Daily Mail]
  • It was tears all round as Giuliana and Bill Rancic saw their unborn baby's heartbeat for the first time. [Daily Mail]