Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

In today's vaguely dick-themed Tweet Beat, Cory Monteith is stuck in a dong-shaped airport, James Deen advocates condom use, Dennis Miller is a total knob and Larry King introduces us to the perfect "bananna" fruit.

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)