Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

When you start a relationship there is no guarantee that you're going to get on with your new partner's friends, but Beyoncé's making her dislike of Kim Kardashian known from the get-go. Allegedly. Feeling that she isn't good enough for Kanye West, she's planning on keeping her distance from Kim if she joins Kanye and her husband Jay-Z on their UK tour next month. "Beyonce's not happy about Kanye's relationship with Kim. She had a conservative upbringing which was very different to Kim's," said a source type. "Bey's never been impressed by her record with men and the sex tape that leaked a few years ago. Her 72-day marriage doesn't exactly inspire her with confidence that she wants the relationship with Kanye to last either." [The Sun]
Not content with the scripting of her actual, reality TV-driven life, Kim wants to star in her very own sitcom. While this news is likely to be met with a shrug or bitchy smirk, I think she could actually make herself interesting if she were to go really dark with it. Which she of course she won't. [Page Six]


Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

Also giving good quote herself over the weekend and not, you know, just through celebrity whisperers, Beyoncé called bullshit on rumors that Blue Ivy was born to a surrogate. But she's not angry, just mystified, despite her many years in the limelight. "That was crazy. It wasn't hurtful, it was just crazy," she said. "[I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?'" [People]


Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

They get paid a shitload for their crappy reality show, but Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom know which side their bread's really buttered on and are pulling the plug on their spin-off show because Odom wants to focus on his failing NBA career. Kris Jenner is conflicted. [Page Six, TMZ]


Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

They would have made for a pretty stellar couple, but Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston are now just partners in the Hall of Hollywood Tragedies – thouh Jackson's former bodyguard said they gave it a crack with a secret affair in 1991. "Whitney practically moved in to Michael's ranch and they had a fling like any other young couple. But Michael said later he had always hoped the relationship had gone further, and I know he dreamed of marrying her," said Matt Fiddes, adding that they met again ten years later. "They were both a mess, to be honest. They shared what would be their final hugs and Michael begged Whitney to get off the drugs that were destroying her life." [Daily Mail]


Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

There's no denying that Charlize Theron is an anatomically perfect human specimen, but try telling her that. The actress concedes that she's pretty hot, but says she could still use a set of doll tits if she's to keep it up. "If I knew that 3D was going to be such a big deal, I would have gotten that boob job ten years ago!" she said. Luckily, she was just joshing. [The Sun]


Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

For those that consider the very concept of a British Monarchy to be outdated and Game Of Thrones-esque, Prince Charles is going to blow your mind with a very important interview. "I don't mind keeping the heating down as long as I can have a hot bath," he said of his thermostat preferences. "Most people think it is too cold. I never hear the end of it. But I am one of those people who has a strange circulation. I think I have inherited it from Queen Victoria who also liked sitting in a draught." God save the queen! [The Telegraph]


  • Comedian and sometime President Barack Obama got some giggles from the crowd at the White House Correspondents' Dinner with some pretty great material. [Politico]
  • He's been gyrating plenty lately, so Channing Tatum's wife got him some dirty dancers of his very own for his 32nd birthday. [Page Six]
  • Katy Perry sold her Tribeca home. She barely even lived in the place, so the new owners won't have to pull chunks of blue hair out of the shower drains. [Page Six]
  • Totally underrated Australian actress Melissa George has moved on from Russell Simmons and into the arms of a sexy Frenchie Jean-David Blanc. [Page Six]
  • Vying for the spot of understatement of the year, Mel Gibson tells Jay Leno he's got "a little bit of a temper." [NYDN]
  • Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean and his wife Rochelle DeAnna Karidis are expecting a wee sprog. [E!]
  • Taylor Swift and Diana Agron keep flaunting their adorably normal lives on Instagram – this time it's the latter throwing the former a circus-themed birthday bash. [E!]
  • Five Year Engagement is tanking at the box office, probably on account of Jason Segel's nude scene getting cut. [Us]
  • He's said some offensive things about the gays – and I'd be interested in his take on abortion while we're at it – but Mark Wahlberg looks good in nothing but an apron. [TMZ]
  • Part of me can't wait to see what Chloë Sevigny's bedroom looks like, the actress giving New York a peek. [People]
  • I rarely write about the terribly professional plastic surgeon, reality "star" and mesh-top fanatic Dr. Robert Rey. But after rocking up to a surgery convention in pleather pants and waving around his penile implants he certainly deserves a mention. [Radar]
  • Radar are really bringing it today, sinking even further into dark and sexy depths by comparing Taylor Armstrong to the Duchess of Alba. [Radar]
  • Chris Brown attempts to draw our attention away from his new role as an amateur dog breeder by posting photos of himself with adorable puppies. Well played. [Daily Mail]