Thesis Statement: Obama's ability to smile, dance, enjoy interpersonal communication and sip on a cold beer is a direct threat to our nation, and perhaps the world.
Even more proof that Karl Rove's brain juices flow from the same crazypool as Jane Lynch's character in A Mighty Wind:
This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
Also, please note that is not a sample from the Ferris Bueller soundtrack. In fact, the '80s Swiss band Yello (who provided that "Oh, yeah" song for the John Hughes classic) is contemplating legal action against Super PAC.
[via The Atlantic Wire]