Comment of the Day: You'll Laugh Until You Pee on the Street

Ladies and gentlemen, there was some seriously stiff competition for Comment of the Day today, which is why it's all the more impressive that Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark has pulled off a rare double COTD victory. First up, we have this version of Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" which has been updated to reflect her love of peeing in public:

Don't stop, gonna pop
People, blow my bladder up
Red light, it'sa plight
'Til we see 7-11 in sight
Just stop on the sidewalk
And the bladder don't stop, no

Don't stop, gonna pop
People, blow my bladder up
Red light, it'sa plight
'Til we see 7-11 in sight
Just stop on the sidewalk
And the bladder don't stop, no

Bladder, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

And then we have this gem regarding a Catholic school's decision to fire a teacher after she underwent IVF in an effort to get pregnant:

Comment of the Day: You'll Laugh Until You Pee on the Street

Apparently non-natural pregnancies are only allowed once per messiah, ladies.

Job well done, Ari Schwartz!

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