Comment of the Day: The Real Culprit Behind the Hand Sanitizer Drinking Trend

Today we learned that some very teens have started getting stupid wasted on hand sanitizer, and BearDownCBears has figured out who the real culprit is behind this dangerous trend:

Comment of the Day: The Real Culprit Behind the Hand Sanitizer Drinking Trend

As for the probable supplier of the substance, police have identified a prime suspect; adult male, white, burly, obsessive-compulsive, possible pirate.

Submit nominations to the Comment of the Day tag page. Click on the comment's time stamp, and post the comment's URL to the forum along with the tag #cotd. (Replying to a comment with "#cotd" does not work.)

Use #trollpatrol to report comments that you feel the editors/mods should be aware of. Try not to respond to/approve/promote trollish comments in the threads — instead, just post the comment on the #trollpatrol page, the same way you'd post a comment on #groupthink or on the #cotd page, and the editors/mods will take care of it.

For meetups, use the meetup tag page!