After meeting campaign spokesman Richard Grenell this morning, you probably asked, "What can I expect from a Mittens presidency?" Probably, according to ItsHeatherRose, one long rest cure broken up only by a series of channel-surfing pregnancies:
I can see the first press release now:
"Gurl, those rights totes make your ass look HUGE. Put down that slut candy you take every day and come snuggle on the couch with the Republicans. We'll watch Sucker Punch on repeat and get you nice and pregnant and disenfranchised. You'll love it - It'll be like a spa makeover day, except we'll be making over your basic human rights! Vote for Mittens!"
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