Earlier today when the sun was shining and chirping birds were gathering the finest strands of spider silk and white rose blossoms with which to fashion a wedding gown fit for a woodland nymph, we were all about 86 percent sure that Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston were going to be married, most likely by the Minotaur in Crete.
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