In the vein of Smurfs, Battleship and Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Hollywood continues to mine your childhood for ideas. Now it's Care Bears. But, well, not a movie. A new show, for kids, with GCI bears. So maybe it's okay. Can't help getting prematurely irate, since Saw 8 and Top Gun 2 are in the works, and after Battleship, studios are considering Ouija, Risk and Candy Land. There must be new and original stories out there! But yeah, in terms of remakes, this one really isn't so bad. False alarm.

Also, I watched some old footage of the OG Care Bears and, uh, it sucks.