Have you ever wondered what kind of music James Franco sings to when he's driving in the car with an unidentified lady friend? Well now you know: everyone's favorite pop song, "Call Me Maybe." Unfortunately, his rendition is, shall we say, less than inspiring. "It's like the exact opposite of the Justin Bieber video," one friend of mine said, noting his lack of enthusiasm. Even though Franco also doesn't know the words very well — for shame! — girls are predictably leaving him their numbers in the comments on his website. We don't recommend you leave your numbers on tonight's open thread, but feel free to show us your own more energetic artistic enterprises. Or, you know, whatever floats your boat. Happy Friday!