Have a problem with your man staring too long at other ladies? Why not institute the "Three Second Rule," as explained in this helpful song from "artist" Lisa Gail. There are a million reasons why this song (and the Three Second Rule, for that matter) are a terrible idea, and yet somehow this video is pure magic. Well, let's clarify, it's glorious at first, and then the song destroys your life by worming its way into your brain and playing on repeat until you're ready to take a screwdriver to your eardrums to make it stop. But, on the bright side, dudes in cowboy hats line dancing?

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