Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Are Expecting a Wee Little Half-Vampire

First out of the gate was Bella and Edward's ridiculously named Renesmee, and now True Blooders Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are expecting their very own half-breed vampire child. With Paquin said to be 12 weeks along, her rep has had a busy evening confirming it to countless global news outlets, but it's the nameless source types who are giving good quote. "They have already started telling friends and family," said one such blabbermouth. "They are so excited and can't wait. Anna is very happy that she is going to be a mom, and Stephen is extremely excited." Their wee dhampir is due in the fall and can expect to be hazed by its older half-siblings — from one of Moyer's previous relationships — Lilac, 10, and Billy, 12. [E!, People]


Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Are Expecting a Wee Little Half-Vampire

It was a stroke of bad luck for Ryan Gosling that there was no Ryan Gosling-esque hero to save the day when he fell 50 feet to his death from Hahnenkamm mountain while shooting a film in Austria's Kitzbühel Alps. But he enjoyed a last-minute reprieve after it was established it was all a hoax led by those rabble rousers over at Global Associated News. [E!]


Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Are Expecting a Wee Little Half-Vampire

Looking happy and healthy in her first public appearance post-rehab — well, as much as one can tell from photos — Demi Moore hit up the launch party for the TV show she executive produces, The Conversation. Furthermoore, after reappearing on the Twitters on Monday after a noticeable absence, she's also announced that she's looking for a non-@mrskutcher name change to freshen things up a bit. "Time for a change, twitter name change… any suggestions?" she Tweeted. Good to see that she's back on the horse. [E!]
His current wife aside, Piers Morgan is suggesting "mrsmorgan." [Twitter]


Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Are Expecting a Wee Little Half-Vampire

Most celebrity types don't have public Facebook pages, and, if they do, they're usually nothing more than new-fangled press releases. But not so for Rihanna who posts endless holiday snaps as much as the next non-special, the singer's team even included a few topless ones from her recent-ish trip to Hawaii for her 54.5 million followers. [Facebook]


Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Are Expecting a Wee Little Half-Vampire

Though I'm sure she'd be a laugh and a half in person, Gwyneth Paltrow can't help but come across like a snooty wang in the press – this time for taking a 10-second car trip between pal Stella McCartney's party to her nearby dinner. For the record, most of the guests, including Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, Jane Fonda and Amy Smart, opted to walk the 0.06 miles. [Page Six]


  • Despite allegedly blowing a whopping 0.0 during her mocktail-induced car accident the other week, people be saying that Amanda Bynes is "little girl lost" at the moment. Drew Barrymore's 1991 memoir publishers will not be pressing plagiarism charges. [Page Six]
  • Amanda is nonplussed about all of the Lindsay Lohan references she's been getting lately. [Radar]
  • You'd think that back-to-back performances would keep you slim and trim, but not so says Lady Gaga who is taking some spin bikes on the road during her next tour. [Page Six]
  • It's not the first time that someone has accused airport security of getting a little frisky during a security screening, but Bar Refaeli says she felt things got too close for comfort at a London airport. "I got a security 'patdown' by a woman at the airport that made me feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences," she Tweeted. Though it may be totally inappropriate, I'm dying to know exactly how she figured this woman was totally lezzing out for her. And did she say anything? Or was it something of a Crash moment? You don't want to mess with those airport officials, but nor do you want to get molested by them. [NYDN]
  • All of my main gays on Facebook have been losing their minds over this Prometheus "viral" video featuring Michael Fassbender. Even if you don't have a major thing for imaginary dude-on-dude action it's still worth a watch. [YouTube]
  • Heidi Klum and Seal have not moved on with their respective TV co-judges. But it'd certainly make for great cover if they had. [E!]
  • In one of the 50 billion Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie wedding-related posts coming your way over the coming months, it's said that they can charge upwards of $10million for the big day shots. [E!]
  • Melissa Joan Hart is showing off pictures of her third child! Albeit under several layers of clothing and human tissue. [E!]
  • It can't be anything but sad, but at least Jennifer Hudson and her sister Julia have each other for support ahead of the murder trial. [E!]
  • Today in boring tabloid lies, Katy Perry wants to get back with Russell Brand after a trip to India – where they got married, natch – stirred up old, imaginary feelings. [Us]
  • Blurgh, with no offense to Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott, referring to anyone as "super fertile" is kind of grody. [Us]
  • This picture of Jewel holding an actual hummingbird is pretty cute — less so if it's dead but, if that were the case, it'd make a killer brooch. [People]
  • Everyone's favorite foul-mouthed singer, Azealia Banks , is now being repped by Lady Gaga's manager. [Vulture]
  • When casting the role of a black car dealer on Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno's Super Bowl ad casting agents wanted the whitest black guy out there. [TMZ]
  • Vanessa Williams is letting it all out in her new memoir, recounting her teen pregnancy and subsequent abortion. [Radar]
  • What do you get the new parents who have everything? Why, a Damien Hirst baby monitor of course! Dang, Victoria and David Beckham have already snapped one up for Harper. [The Sun]