For nearly a year now, teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison have been promising us that they're working on a reality show about their life as a married couple who do sexy photo shoots on religious holidays. Perhaps their plans haven't panned out, so they've created their own series on YouTube called "Courtney's Countdown," referring to the countdown to her 18th birthday. It's very porn-y in its production value and acting style. Still, it has some great gems, like an exchange between Courtney and her mother, who apparently is also her stylist and is shopping for some gold lamé for her daughter to which Courtney replies, "I want a really tight tiny dress like always!"

In this premiere episode, titled "My Foot Hurts," Courtney's foot hurts. Everyone tells her it's her clear heeled stripper shoes, but she disagrees. Are you on the edge of your seat to find out why her foot hurts? Are you prepared to watch her husband kiss it better? Are you still not convinced that veggies are sexy? What is wrong with you?

Courtney Stodden [YouTube]