The Amanda Bynes driving mishap could become a bi-weekly event at this rate. At about 10:30 last night, the actress was spotted in West Hollywood holding up traffic in the middle of Robertson Boulevard as she made an excruciatingly slow 3-point turn into the driveway at SUR restaurant. An eyewitness, who probably used to tattle on everyone in kindergarten, told People, "It was taking forever and she finally made it into the driveway. She looked wobbly – I guess it could have been the heels since she was wearing sky-high nude pumps, but she did seem out of it."
The witness also mentioned that Bynes forgot to pay the $8 valet charge and, on a totally irrelevant note, was looking awfully thin. Poor Amanda! After committing a very large traffic violation when she drunkenly plowed into a cop car, followed Saturday by a very minor one when she was caught texting while driving, the former Nickelodeon sketch comédienne ought to consider maybe not driving for a while and see how that goes. If she makes any more infuriatingly slow turns like this — especially in the Los Angeles area — someone who's tired, late for work, and slightly unhinged is going to freak out and confront her, because road rage is real, people, and Amanda Bynes is cruising for, if not a real confrontation, than a lot of really vulgar hand gestures. [People]