If You Turn Off That Rihanna CD, You're Gonna Get Bitten. Literally.S

Once upon a time, a 38-year-old mom got drunk and decided to listen to Rihanna, real loud. Cool, cool. We've all been there. But when this mom's 17-year-old daughter was all, Jesus, turn it down, the mom was "nasty" and refused. Naturally, the daughter attempted to remove the Rihanna CD from the stereo system. And that's when the mom bit the daughter on the leg. When the cops arrived, and asked what had happened, the mother stated: "I bit her." Believe it or not, this mother-daughter duo were not named Edina and Saffy. The end.

[The Smoking Gun]