Not that you have ever, ever overindulged on alcohol, but if you had, you'd know that it can result in some serious pain the next day. Fortunately, a company in Las Vegas is pioneering a new, extremely convenient way to help you recover quickly from your retched suffering. Hangover Heaven promises to rid you of your suffering in just 45-minutes. How do they do it? Well, they have a fancy bus on which they give you "IV hydration, and IV vitamins in a proprietary blend to drive the toxins out of your system." Basically they put a "small pediatric IV" in your arm (they use some numbing medicine to supposedly make it hurt less) and then rehydrate you. They'll also give you anti-nausea and anti-inflammatory meds for a price. So, it can save you a trip to the ER, and, as Hangover Heaven says, it can "help continue the party or help someone just get back to their normal self." Beautiful.
It was started by an anesthesiologist, and they say it's 100% safe and FDA approved. Not that you'll probably even care if you're compromised enough to require their services. They're starting up service next week, and a restorative hop aboard the bus starts at $130 and goes up from there. If you're truly desperate—like you are starring in your own private version of The Hangover with tigers and babies in your room and everything—they they'll come treat you in your hotel room for $500. A bargain considering how much money you can win (or lose) gambling in the extra hours you won't have to spend bowing over the toilet.
Las Vegas company offers mobile hangover cure [Channel3000]