In case you were wondering if the world was going to be filled with tiny, even more adorkable versions of Zooey Deschanel anytime soon, the answer is probably not. In an interview with Marie Claire, Zooey was pretty clear that raising kids is not on the top of her priority list now—or maybe ever. So what does she want to do instead?
Work, of course! When asked about wanting to have kids, here's what she said, exactly:
That's never been my focus. My sister [Emily] was always very motherly, babysitting and stuff. I like kids, and I like being around kids — but it was never an ambition, something, like, I need … I like working. That's what I like doing. I like to work.
Fair enough—looks like Zooey Deschanel is the female Jon Hamm. Except, unlike Jon Hamm, she isn't dating anyone, "Honestly, I'm just going through a divorce, so I don't really think that's something I want to get into now. I don't have time to date. I literally — don't-have-time." Literally. So, there you have it: her relationship status and womb prognosis, all in one handy interview. [Just Jared]
Police have arrested a Canadian actress for stalking Alec Baldwin. Allegedly Genevieve Sabourin, 40, repeatedly tried to contact him by email and then started following him person, both in the Hamptons and Manhattan. She apparently wanted to have Baldwin's "love, his baby and also some of his money." Baldwin contacted the police, who tracked her down and nabbed her. In this case, calling the cops seems like a far better strategy than the one he usually employs: Getting his Twitter followers to attack on his behalf. [Ministry of Gossip]
Speaking of Alec Baldwin, Kristen Wiig was on his podcast and chatted about her potential exit from Saturday Night Live. She wouldn't confirm that she'll leave at the end of the season, but she does sound a lot like a person who's at least thought a lot about it. She says,
I will say that when I do leave it's not because I'm sick of it and not because I see something better or anything like that. It's just that it's time. When I do leave, it will be the hardest thing...you're there for a week and on Saturday night you're sad because you leave these people.