Christians are following the teachings of Jesus by bullying gay kids, and that's provided cassiebearRAWR with a whole new outlook on a classic poem:
So I guess the REAL reason why there was only one set of footprints in the sand is because Jesus was giving someone an atomic wedgie and carrying him by the elastic of his underwear.
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