Yesterday at Bravo's upfronts, the network introduced the three newest housewives from NYC—replacing the four that were unceremoniously fired last year—and rolled out a very enticing teaser of the city's fifth season, which premieres June 4. In it, we meet the three newest gals: One is a princess, one is a business woman, and one is an amputee, who was immediately insulted by Ramona Singer — within minutes of them meeting each other. This seems like the most Pinot Grigio-filled episode yet as Sonja Morgan is shown skinny dipping with a cocktail, slurring her words, and then dunking her face in a bidet. But you know, even if money could buy you class, Sonja probably wouldn't be able to afford it.
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