We've heard rumors about Kimye — that's the Kim Kardashian/Kanye West relationship — for a while, though both parties have remained mostly mum on the topic. But Kanye dropped a new track last night, in which he raps:
And I'll admit fell in love with Kim
Around the same time she fell in love him
Well that's cool
Baby girl do your thing
Lucky I didn't have Jay drop him from the team.
Translation: "I was hooking up with Kim Kardashian while she was hooking up with Kris Humphries, but she preferred him to me, which is insane, but whatever. I remained calm and did not ask my friend Jay-Z to eliminate Kris from the New Jersey Nets — as you may know, he is a minority owner of the team. I could have, but I didn't. Kris — and you — should consider yourselves lucky. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY."
Kanye also namedrops Anna Wintour, Project Runway, model Anja Rubik, and $6,000 shoes. In addition, he says he has respect for Wiz Khalifa, who is engaged to his ex, Amber Rose.
And, of course, then there's the hook:
Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor.
Cue the flour-bombing. (If the file below gets yanked, click here to listen.)