Comment of the Day: Ryan Gosling Has Time Machine, Will Travel

We basically couldn't think about anything else today besides humanity's greatest hero, Ryan Gosling. So when this video surfaced of an idiot from the olden days testing bulletproof glass by having his wife hold it in front of her face, TheDrumChick came up with the perfect response:

If she was truly in trouble Ryan Gosling would build a time machine and go back in time to save her from the bullets. After he saved her he would swoop her up with his manly strength and kiss her passionately while it was raining, telling her he would always be there for her.

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