May God in her infinite wisdom bless RuPaul's Drag Race. Seriously. It is a service to mankind and a testament to American ingenuity. On last night's episode, the drag queen contestants had to teach straight men — fathers — how to do drag. While heels, wardrobe and makeup were not a problem, tucking was a real challenge. The man Latrice was working with seemed genuinely concerned about the pain he was about to endure.
Meanwhile, the guy Kenya was working with had a penis so long, he was afraid that if he pulled it back to tuck in between his buttcheeks, it would "look like a tail."
Poor Sharon Needles. She was working with a DILK.
Also, during the course of this episode, Jennifer Love Hewitt cried.
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