Oh, cool. It's time for a groundbreaking male journalist to bravely tackle the most pressing issue of our time — that some women are bad at sex, some women aren't, and some women are in the middle. Quelle horreur!
Yes, it's another day, another idiotic Esquire piece. Chris Jones' "Ladies: You're Not as Good as You Think" is part of the same package as this amoral garbage party (plus this weird thing), and the article opens with what I think is supposed to be charming self-deprecation: