March Madness: Who Will Join Doggystyle in the Final Four?

Dude, I dunno what happened yesterday, we were supposed to have two games in the Sex Conference but someone's brain melted so we'll have to do it today. And have two Choco Games. Look, shit happens, right? But we know you're up for the challenge. The important thing is this: We're about to find out the Final Four. For real!

March Madness: Who Will Join Doggystyle in the Final Four?

If you're just joining us, where the hell have you been? Click here for a printable PDF of the original bracket, or select the image at left for an updated version. Rules of gameplay can be found here.

In the Sex Conference, we've got a matchup that is BIBLICAL in proportion, number one seed Oral vs. number 4 seed Missionary. Think about it: If you could only have one kind of sex for the rest of your life, which would you choose? A deliriously attentive tongue? The breathy intimacy of face-to-face relations? Dare I ask WWJD?

Over in the Chocolate Cabal, it's Ice Cream vs. Dark and Cake vs. Brownies. This is gonna be brutal. I think we can all agree that we'd love to see these guys get along. A dark chocolate brownie under a chocolate cake with ice cream on top is welcome on my plate anytime. Alas. ALAS! Choices must be made.

And nothing gets done without your vote. VOTE! Polls close at 1am EDT.