Ha, Rick Santorum Unwisely Decides to Fondle Some BallsS

First there were the many corn-dog-eating candidates who got busted on film. Then there was this classic gif of Rick Santorum enjoying a nice cold phallic ice cream cone. And now comes this delightful image of Rickles touching balls at a bowling alley in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. Dude, have those who have gone before you taught you nothing about the optics of campaigning? It's never, never, never a good idea, especially when you are one who has so fervently come out against anything having to do with man-on-man action, to caress a bunch of balls in front of photographers. You are making it too easy! Let this be a lesson to you for the future. Actually, you know what? Don't. Forget we said anything and keep these gaffes a-comin'.