Comment of the Day: We're a Huge Group of Boys

First came the obsessively watchable video about a huge group of girls, and then came Franny and the Zoo's version for boys:

Huge group of boys
Huge group of boys
Everyone get ready it's a huge group of boys

We're a drunken tidal wave
Watch out for our crash
We think it's okay to hit on girls
Just because we're smashed

We're hobbling and we're bobbling
Smashing glasses on the bar
We stutter pick-up lines to girls
Thinking we'll get far

We're a huge group of boys
We're a huge group of boys
And we stare, stare, stare, stare, stare, stare, stare
Creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep,

We're a huge group of boys
We're a huge group of boys
Where's the fucking party?
We're a huge group of boys

Roll call!
John, the drunkest one
Robert, the belligerent one
Alfred, passed out on the street

Stare, stare, stare, stare, stare, stare, stare
Creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep

Huge group of boys
Huge group of boys
If you don't want to go home with us
You're a bitch and we're bitter

Popping our collar, smelling like Axe
Other bros hate on us because we are bigger
Just because we're dressed like douches don't be quick to judge us
But when we buy you drinks all night, we expect WE CAN TOUCH YOU

We're a huge group of boys
We're a huge group of boys
CABS ARE HERE!

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