Sunday Night Slán Go Fóill: Still Hungover?

Googling "goodbye in gaelic" constitutes my last act of Irish-honoring for the rest of the year, but enough about me — how was your St. Patrick's Day? Did you get super wasted and enjoy an ill-advised yet festive meal of corn beef and cabbage? Did you wear green or were you just too cool for such mindless trivialities? Speaking of green things — is it okay to dye dogs? It seems wrong somehow, but this puppy looks pretty happy.